We know two things now: she's hungry and that 99% of humans are candidate.
I'm weird about a personal where the girl is about to have sex right at the moment you see it.
<- See look. My personal philosophy is that someone you're meeting for the first time shouldn't be riding a cock.
LuckyFirstName
covergirlcutie
Sounds like she's a little uncomfortable...
On-line dating is cool because you can get into an argument with someone before you talk to them at all.
According to covergirlcutie, a photo like this could be a real dealbreaker:
Grand finale:
Here's her again and a dramatization I made:
I'd fuck her if she got her uterus removed but otherwise it's anal-only. No need to mess my DNA.
Intermission.
OK I'm not gay so most of my time is spent looking at the girls. Usually they don't come off dumb or busted until you actually get in there and read what they wrote. Check it out.
Johny548
Girls this 35 year old filipino man is YELLING AT YOU in some busted english trying to get you to ride on his baloney pony. Take this with you:
J. Crisp
How many dates before he puts out. Better have a patient clam not that it's going to be a wild ride or anything.
ActionIsElegance
This person made a mobius strip like M.C. Escher but unfortunately he did it to his game instead of with pencils.
adonayanu
It's not easy to make someone believe in ghosts and to go on a date with you at the same time. Hard sell.
arilwave
I know for sure that you have to pay extra money to have your box come up in red like this and I'm just not going to say anything else mean when someone's at rock bottom.
Wanton Hearts
Look here I've been checking out on-line dating sites looking for girls. It doesn't really work that well but it's also funny to rag on how tardish dudes get when they look for poon. Check out what I saw.
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