Nortnots

Ladies, if you're into cereal or any color on the color wheel, "Nortnots"
is your soul-merge. This is the dumbest one right now. Come back in
a while and maybe by then I figure out how to spin this fool:

Schooled

This spanish teacher from Cleveland enjoys treating you and/or black tank-top girl like a queen. Put your face in the pamper hole.


Tell him how much you like it, bitch.

Chilequile

He KNOWS chivalry is not dead. Maybe he has to pitch it so strong because he means shit like "you have to be a virgin" or "no wife of mine is gonna work."

Note: Chilequile isn't into "heavies".

telltale signs

It's rare to see "heavy drinker". "Social drinker" is usually what's on there and then it's up to you to see alcohol in all the pictures and the grocery list of bars. Bonus: Like rings in a log, chins on a face reveal time... (look left to right)

Bunny ears

These pics are in NYC; bar hopping there is like Q-bert. Either she's swashbuckled every porksword this side of Queens or puked on too many amps.

All in the same day.

Most girls are on-line to leave the bar scene but bar ho 2.0 just wants a new bendy straw for her martini. Or a dill pickle.

Bar Ho 2.0

You know who bar ho is, she's out for jerky. More interesting than bar ho is bar ho 2.0. Bar ho 2.0 is more advanced and uses the internet to become part of the information superbar.